Just tried to use iris, the supposed Siri clone for Android:
Me to iris: "Remind me in two hours to get cascade"
iris: "What is your real name?"
Me: Why does it need that? "Josh"
iris: "Definition of 'Josh': to jest or tease playfully"
Me: "You're useless."
iris: "Definition of useless: not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome"
Me: "Exactly!"
Am I doing it wrong or is iris really just not fulfilling or not expected to achieve the intended purpose or desired outcome?