Chrome version 42.0.2311 running on Android 4.0.4 on eeepc 701 x86.

Browser crashes and closes immediatly 

Is there any way to troubleshoot?

I have already uninstalled / reinstalled.

Cleared the data, force stop, reboot. 

Everything I can think of.

I've also done the obligatory google search. Can't see anything, leads me to believe I'm just stuck with the stock browser.