I'm a writer. I've written a bunch of books on a bunch of different topics, including nature, business, lifestyle (whatever that means; apparently it means something to my publisher), parenting, and a few that I'll remember the moment I press save. In a previous life I was a literary agent, but I decided that writers are too difficult to deal with, myself included. I was voted "worst speller" in my high school.

英語を話します。日本語を勉強します。I speak English and am learning Japanese.